Words of wisdom from a pack of gum... ok, so maybe the words aren't that wise - I will even explain why they are not wise =) but they still provide amusement.
Dentyne-ism # 85
If you're scared, just whistle. If that doesn't work, run.
Now I'm thinkin' that if you take the time to whistle and you are actually in trouble, by the time you start to run, it will be too late (just a thought).
Dentine-ism #82
You're only as old as people think you are.
That really doesn't help me because people always think I'm older than I am and I want to be younger than I am.
Dentine-ism # 117
A first date is not the place to mention you've done time.
True. I would definitely want to know before then.
