Some of the reviews were very funny! My favorite comment was about death as portrayed in the Pirates trilogy, found in a blog:
dying in the Pirates of the Caribbean world is sort of like being audited by the IRS: Sure, it's a drag, but as long as you talk to the right people and pony up the loot, it'll be over with soon enough.Another funny one was an explanation provided by Movies.com:
Lord Cutler Beckett has control of Davy Jones' heart, which sounds sort of gay when you're just reading about it, but it's not — the heart's in a box.
Here a couple of great Captain Jack quotes from Pirates II (getting into the mindset =]):
You want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering, a detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' wha's-her-face. Savvy?...and a few more review snippets for your entertainment:
You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him, trust me.
Yup, I'm good wiv it! (Jack on giving Will to Davy Jones in his place)
Look what I got! [sing-song.] I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!!!
I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.
Ultimately the voyage is so long that into the third hour I found myself yawning, 'Yo-ho-hum and a very sore bum.'
The plot’s a trippy, twisty mess, and it’s far too long, but it looks fantastic and makes some bold choices in its execution. And once again Jack’s back to save the day.
So many plots, so many battles, so many tonal shifts, so many characters, and ultimately so many Captain Jack Sparrows that it is clear they are hoping we won't notice that it really is something of a mess. It's a very entertaining mess, though.
Any movie that involves something called "the nine pieces of eight" doesn't really care if you can follow it.