Life Mottos

I was reading through some "Zen thoughts" and couldn't help but assign various family members to them.

Sushi:
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Big Little Brother:
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

Little Helpful Brother:
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Mom:
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. (But she'll continue with the pomagranite juice anyway *mischievous grin*)

Leesamarianella:
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. (While she is the criminal mastermind of the family, she never does the evil things she suggests)

Dad:
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Me:
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have any film. (Currently, I think my batteries are dead as well)