I never realized how uneventful my life was

that is, until now. In the last several days, I have spun out a car (did a full 360), rode in a car that almost flipped (I literally saw my life flash before my eyes!), lost a wheel (not just the tire, but the whole rim) that flew out into a field somewhere, I smashed the windshield of the car I was driving, while being chased, after being shot at. Oh, and I was also approached by a drug dealer (kind of...). Yeah, my life must have been pretty run of the mill before, but I am beginning to think this new exciting life may be the one for me.