10. Peperoni pizza can be a topic of controversy.
9. Doctors are of the devil, and Politicians are a little below them.
8. No one does road work like NY does road work!
7. Concerning conversations with sisters: listening is optional, and um-hm is an exceptable answer to any question (if, however, you are out for brownie points, quote lyrics or a Disney movie).
6. Tidal waves are in the eye of the beholder.
5. Pina Colada Slurpees are the best after-beach pick-me-up.
4. Cocoa Puffs at 1:00 a.m. definitely constitutes breakfast.
3. There is no better way to bond with a sister than to sing Disney songs, while making the five-hour trek home - oh and did I mention rasberry thick shakes with french fries? =P
2. Even extended family is a wonderful thing.
1. Nothing says "I love you" like having jellyfish hurled at you by your little brother (who, by the way, has perfect aim and a great arm due to the fact that he is one of the top pitchers on his baseball team).
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