"To the dolphin alone, nature has given that which the best philosophers seek: Friendship for no advantage. Though it has no need of help from any man, it is a genial friend to all and has helped mankind." ~ Plutarch
Friday, July 28, 2006
The adventures of Sushi and Sunshine Continue!
We had a number of run-ins with the law, both domestic and foreign (most of these were imaginary, but based on some real-life event). We were told to leave 2 museums, and I was dragged out of a third in hand-cuffs for damaging an American founding document (I was re-arrested and dragged out of a bell tower several days later). Sushi was arrested after falling into the Lion's area and being attacked by said beast. We were yelled at and chased down by the Secret Service in front of the White House. We were both declare Persona Non Grata while abroad; she in Ireland, and I in Vietnam. We were both using assumed names at the time, so I guess it was not that bad. Sushi was reprimanded for handling an ancient relic. She was also stopped at a checkpoint for wearing bright pink bangle bracelets. We attracted the attention of a policeman who was guarding the FBI building, but managed to escape him. There were numerous incriminating pictures taken of us as engaged in all manner of illegal activities. All in all, we had a great time!
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