"I thought she be dead!"

I just have to laught at people. They're funny.
Yesterday, I was laying out on the lawn in front of my apartment (I was fully clothed). My mind was kinda wandering, but was soon awakened from my reverie when I heard a woman scream and then start to laugh. She had apparently seen me and thought I was dead, but realized I was just laying there, taking in some sun. The funny thing was that they kept talking about me as they walked past even though they knew I was alive and could probably hear them.

Lady 1: "That scared me! I really thought she be dead. I never seen
nobody lay there before."
Lady 2: "Yeah. It's a good place. It would be nice to have grass. That's nice."
Lady 1: "Um hm, but I never seen nobody ever lay there before. That scared me."

Well, now I remember why I never lay there.